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May

13

May

Stop it
I am probably a joke. BUT I FUCKING LOVE TURTLES. I went to Chattanooga th eother day and I could not resist to buy all the turtles statues but my friend stopped me

Stop it

I am probably a joke. BUT I FUCKING LOVE TURTLES. I went to Chattanooga th eother day and I could not resist to buy all the turtles statues but my friend stopped me

(Source: lisa-ballendorf)

I am glad my friend acknolwedges my beauty
goodonerobot:

jose too
sorry about your uneven cheekbones

I am glad my friend acknolwedges my beauty

goodonerobot:

jose too

sorry about your uneven cheekbones

06

Feb

I told a girl she wasn’t allow to enter my room becuase it was dirty. Obvioulsy i lied, I did not want her to see my Marvel and DC comics. What a dork

morphinlegacy:

hardcorejorge:

the best.

Ill reblog this everytime cause its awesome LOL

morphinlegacy:

hardcorejorge:

the best.

Ill reblog this everytime cause its awesome LOL

16

Jan

(Source: windsofwinters)

(Source: robotvoices)

05

Jan

I think she is farting

garbels:

today when i went into the office there was a note from my dad on one of the charts (one of the 3” charts) i did yesterday that said “put back in chronological order”

dad……its in chronological order….

 

check the computer……

thats what i spent 2 hours doing yesterday……

putting it in chronologicacl order on the computer…..just for u dad

(Source: goodonerobot)

04

Jan

MY BROTHER ALREADY KNOWS SOMEONE WHO CAN SELL HIM WEED AND SHIT. WHEN I WAS FOURTEEN I DID NOT KNOW HOW KIDS GOT WEED!!!

My brother asked me when should we start smoking weed together?